1. Old phones work during power outages.
  2. Your AE40 is never outside the service area.
  3. No roaming charges.
  4. Incoming calls don’t play the Star Wars theme.
  5. I’ve never had to listen to a kid with a rotary phone giving a shout-out to his “peeps” at the mall.
  6. Rotary phones are too big to loose.
  7. Ever been cut off in traffic by someone talking into an F1 handset?
  8. You aren’t expected to fit a model 500 in your ear for that trendy hands-free look.
  9. Your children can’t figure out how to use a rotary phone.
  10. There’s no greater satisfaction than slamming down a five-pound handset on a telemarketer.

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