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Started by FABphones, October 01, 2022, 03:24:16 AM

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CRPF Caption Challenge

Study the attached image and think up a witty clever caption that makes you chuckle.

There are no winners, no losers, no prizes, just a bit of telephonic fun for all CRPF members to share and take part in.

Caption Challenge Rules:
- Think up a witty, clever, caption that makes you chuckle in 20 words or less
- Remember folks, CRPF is a family friendly site:
your caption must not be lewd, obscene, disparaging, defamatory, libellous,
or in any way inappropriate, offensive or objectionable
- Multiple captions are allowed
- Caption replies only please

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Join in the fun !!!
Every Caption is awarded a 'Like'. Add your caption below........  :D
A collector of  'Monochrome Phones with Sepia Tones'   ...and a Duck!
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Vintage Phones - 10% man made, 90% Tribble
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RDPipes

Now watch me carefully, this will be part of your job maintaining these payphone booths.
Ya put your sharpened scraper at a 45 degree angle and just scrap all these wads of gum
right off there in a single stroke. Got That? Next time its your turn.

countryman

"Yes gentlemen, the Nickel slipped right behind the phones. You must find it, if you only look close enough!"

TelePlay

Man under the umbrella: "I see things are looking up for you gentlemen today."

FABphones

'When you've finished with the cable here guys, can you come and 'fix' my cable tv?'
A collector of  'Monochrome Phones with Sepia Tones'   ...and a Duck!
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Vintage Phones - 10% man made, 90% Tribble
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FABphones

'Oh - I forgot to mention - remember to keep your mouth closed when you scrape all that gum off'.
A collector of  'Monochrome Phones with Sepia Tones'   ...and a Duck!
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Vintage Phones - 10% man made, 90% Tribble
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FABphones

'I am the Keymaster, are you Zool?'
A collector of  'Monochrome Phones with Sepia Tones'   ...and a Duck!
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Vintage Phones - 10% man made, 90% Tribble
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19and41

Hey, whatchoo guys doin' under there?
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
— Arthur C. Clarke