humorous search suggestions

[NorthernElectric]

I was searching the forum today to see if anyone has tried wintergreen oil to soften up hardened rubber cords. I tried wintergreen 1st, then salicylate (wintergreen oil contains methyl salicylate).  I noticed that the search funtion thought I'd made a typo and maybe 'saleslady' was what I was searching for.  I got a kick out of that and thought I'd start a topic on it.

Anyone else got any good ones?  Post them here.

PS.  I didn't find anything on wintergreen here.  I intend to see if I can find some and try it and will post about that elsewhere later.  So I'm going to see if I can find a saleslady to sell me some wintergreen oil.   

[WEBellSystemChristian]

I'll post something that I was trying to type today. I was trying to type "Plastic", and look what my iPad thought I meant: