My first green phone AE

[Mr. Bones]

Beautiful phone! Gotta get me one!

    I absolutely love my '56 aqua 500! Just  need a wall phone to match!

Yeah, they apparently really did change the formulation for making pyrex...
Lots of reports of exploding / shattering, etc. on the news, internet, etc.
To recap:

Older pyrex, good...
Newer pyrex, bad!!!
A thousand points of light....
Wouldn't be wise...
Wouldn't be prudent...
Not the thing to do, at this juncture...

Me, I don't want nobody blowed up, and unable to play phone here with us!

Cook safe!