Sad day.

[AET]

Oh, I'll see my family often, especially Dad. His gun store's right downstairs.  Main reason he wants me living there is to watch over the store for him, I plan on taking over once the place takes off.

I keep trying to leave and every time I try to pack, a family member distracts me, as none of them really want me to go.

[Greg G.]

Oh, I'll see my family often, especially Dad. His gun store's right downstairs.  

Oh, this is good.  You're kicking back, watching the tube, sipping on some suds, then BOOM!, somebody accidently discharges a gun and shoots the beer out of your hand!  Before you even figure out WTH?!, BOOM!, there goes your TV!  Then BOOM!, another one shoots your AE90 off the wall!  Then before you know it, you're doing a Mexican hat dance dodging all the bullets coming through the floor!

[foots]

  Tom, you may want to keep a gun or 3 upstairs with you, just in case.

[McHeath]

Nah, he can just throw phones at them!

[AET]

I've got a side by side 12 gauge coach gun, with double-ought buck. 

[Jim Stettler]

I've got a side by side 12 gauge coach gun, with double-ought buck. 

Tom,
You would choose  a coach gun.
Jim

[AET]

I would, and I did my friend.