A little Ebay humor.....

[RotarDad]

I've seen this Ebay item for quite a while now and it always makes me smile.....

http://www.ebay.com/itm/231115291680

This one is nicely teed up with justifications for a phone purchase.  Example one: "But, dear you told me we needed a new iron........"   Let's hear some others.   If only the phone (OK, the iron too) were Mediterranean Blue.

[twocvbloke]

The classic excuse is Scotty's description:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWEDZFoLmyA