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Started by FABphones, June 01, 2022, 09:11:37 AM

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CRPF Caption Challenge

Study the attached image and think up a witty clever caption that makes you chuckle.

There are no winners, no losers, no prizes, just a bit of telephonic fun for all CRPF members to share and take part in.

Caption Challenge Rules:
- Think up a witty, clever, caption that makes you chuckle in 20 words or less
- Remember folks, CRPF is a family friendly site:
your caption must not be lewd, obscene, disparaging, defamatory, libellous,
or in any way inappropriate, offensive or objectionable
- Multiple captions are allowed
- Caption replies only please

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Join in the fun !!!
Add your caption below........  :D
A collector of  'Monochrome Phones with Sepia Tones'   ...and a Duck!
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Vintage Phones - 10% man made, 90% Tribble
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FABphones

With a fully anticipated lack of enthusiasm, the teenagers began their new jobs teaching 'old people' how to use Snapchat and Instagram.
A collector of  'Monochrome Phones with Sepia Tones'   ...and a Duck!
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Vintage Phones - 10% man made, 90% Tribble
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Jim Stettler

They want us to use our phones here, but they have all this old junk pushed up against the wall.
You live, You learn,
You die, you forget it all.

tubaman

'Charged to use the phone' takes on a whole new meaning.

david@london

Synchronised Googling...

" How... The... Heck... Do... You... Use... Those... Old... Pay... Phones... ?"

FABphones

Lost, hungry, and with no Internet connection, NO-ONE could figure out how to order dial-a-pizza or call for help...
A collector of  'Monochrome Phones with Sepia Tones'   ...and a Duck!
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Vintage Phones - 10% man made, 90% Tribble
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TelePlay

Breaking News: Homeless people find new source of free power!

FABphones

After tripping over for the umpteenth time when walking around the unidentified old things, the boy finally sat down in the middle and googled 'how to tie your own shoelaces'.
A collector of  'Monochrome Phones with Sepia Tones'   ...and a Duck!
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Vintage Phones - 10% man made, 90% Tribble
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RDPipes

If I have to stand up to use a phone..........