Rude awakening, literally and figuratively.

[Dennis Markham]

Sorry Dan I had to laugh when I read that.  That's the kind of thing that would happen to me.  I'm with you, I'm not asking for it.  Now when they start giving Senior discounts on new cars, I'm there!

[DavePEI]

Gotta love those Seniors discounts!

[gpo706]

I last got ID'd when I was 29, I'm 44 now so do the math...

I was giving a statement to a cop at work last week (don't worry I work in security), and you give the usual details name, address, DOB, - I said 10th Aug '67, the cop asks me - "Is that 1967"?

NO IT'S 1867, I PUT IN A LOT OF OVERTIME!

Reminds me of the true story of a visitor to the British Museum who asked an attendant how old the dinosaur bones were, he replied "3 million and 23 years", my God asked the visitor, how can you be so accurate?

"Well I started here 23 years ago, and they told me it was 3 million years old..."