Mystery Phone-please identify

[Dan]

What could it be? I GREAT DETAILED AUCTION, I must say

http://tinyurl.com/c92hom

[HobieSport]

It could be one of the extremely rare Invisi-phones.  So rare that you can't even see it.  Just imagine the value of an invisible phone after that 302 sold last week for $2,800 and it was merely clear plastic.  What a find.  I'm assuming the seller will ad a picture soon, so the first pic below is a screen shot of the original ad, to get the joke.

Ya know...some phones really should be invisible.  This one for example. 
I don't even want to know what that "artist" was smoking...
You might want to get a barf bag before you look at it:

http://tinyurl.com/cw9ucn

[Dan]

It's a modularized version of the rare 1949 WE500, personally autographed by Henry Dreyfuss!(underneath all that crap, that is)

[Dan/Panther]

Man if only it wasn't modular.
D/P

[Dan]

Wow, he added a picture and description-it's a pink princess!

[AET]

It's a modularized version of the rare 1949 WE500, personally autographed by Henry Dreyfuss!(underneath all that crap, that is)

Trying to give Hobie a heart attack are ya?

[HobieSport]

It's a modularized version of the rare 1949 WE500, personally autographed by Henry Dreyfuss! (underneath all that crap, that is)

Oh tell me it ain't so.

Dan/Panther; you know some methods for removing paint.  What do you think this one would require?  A quarter stick of dynamite for starters?
Or something a bit more potent?:

[HobieSport]

Wow, he added a picture and description-it's a pink princess!

Okay!  Let's say we all pitch in and buy it for Bill, put a little tu-tu on it and send it with a complementary bottle of Pepto Bismol.

[McHeath]

I'm thinkin' D/P could get this 500 back in shape, he's the paint remover man.

And yeah, suppose that under all that crap is a 1949 chassis, oh the inhumanity!

[Sargeguy]

Looks like  a Crosley repro.