This is enough to make a grown person cry.
This D1 with an early handset can be yours for a BIN bid of $74.99 plus $18 in shipping.
Caution, sit down before you scroll down any further . . .
Last chance to leave before the horror is exposed . . . !
This seller described this "very HTF" item as:
"Up for sale. Awesome One of a Kind Vintage 1950's Mid Century Telephone Lamp Designed to be Desk Lamp or table Lamp. Looks like it was a working telephone at one time redesigned into a table lamp. Stands 22 inches tall. Works!
"Let this lamp take you back to a simpler time and place! It would look wonderful in a rustic setting or in a man cave! It would also be a great conversation piece for those who like those things that are not "cookie cutter" type decorative things."
"Imagine the phone rings and your guest doesn't know whether to answer the phone or turn on the light!"Okay, time is up. Here it is . . .
. . . and it really is something to cry over!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/160863762599